‘Twas the night before Christmas, and two parents were busy wrapping gifts and sneaking them under the tree without waking the kids. Being a parent at Christmas means creating the magic yourself, which isn’t always easy. Here are some hilarious posts from parents on X about their Christmas shopping struggles.
That family love
How sweet of him to think of his nephew during the holidays. And building something does teach a kid a few things about life.
Here’s a hack
You know she’s had a few nightmares, hence this amazing hack from this mom for the holidays.
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selynnarose via x
We never do
But then again what was the point of working for the entire year if you’re just going to hoard it.
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shelbygraces via x
That’s mental exhaustion
And this is why working hard the entire year before the holidays can be stressful. We stand corrected.
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thejuliemaida via x
Filters are fantastic
The unsung heroes of online shopping are the people behind those websites that give you options to filter prices.
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monmon17170 via x
It’s all fun and games
Just wait until they graduate and start working, then you can make extravagant requests from your angry young adults you raised.
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sarcasticmommy4 via x
There’s an idea
You’d think store managers or employees would have thought of this by now, but no. For some odd reason.
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21stcenturysahm via x
Listen to Santa
Besides, Santa’s got vouchers and he’s the one holding all the cash. Better play nice to stay on the list.
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TheCatWhisprer via x
But that’s so cute
Being a parent is by choice, most of the time. Not unless you were reckless and irresponsible, in which case, your fault.
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FatherWithTwins via x
Pretend to read it
Then just tell them that Santa changed his mind and decided to leave other gifts for them.
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sarcasticmommy4 via x
Keeps them busy
Kids and gadgets are either the best combo you can have, or the worst. Like you’re constantly tiptoeing around them.
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MallieRydzik via x
Thanks Santa
See, that jolly old man from the north can be every parents’ best friend come the holidays.
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MidgardMomma via x
In rock
Have the kids rip those boxes apart while playing that song. Should make for a great video.
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mommajessiec via x
Oh the pain
This is so true, so don’t bother with expensive toys. Let them sort through the garage and the trash.
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PinkCamoTO via x
Nerfs for nerds
It’s nice to hear them shooting and playing before the inevitable fighting and crying thanks to those darts.
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DomesticGoddss via x
We feel you
But trust us, the cashier feels exactly the same. Up until they receive that Christmas bonus from the boss.
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KalvinMacleod via x
Heed the warning
There’s a reason those warnings are slapped on. Up to you how you interpret those, but make it work for you.
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lmegordon via x
Before you step on those pieces
Think of it as an investment for your future architect or engineer. Let’s hope that’s where he’s headed.
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Cheeseboy22 via x
Loser of the day
All he got was debt and a massive headache. And that’s why men do manly stuff.
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simoncholland via x
All of them
Kids, super excited to rip tehm open, squeal in delight, play with them for hours, then just abandon them afterwards.
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Lhlodder via x
That dreaded feeling
Well if they don’t, send them out on their own little adventure we call life.
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HenpeckedHal via x
Santa doesn’t use messaging apps
The good news is, maybe Santa can see your online orders when you check those jump ropes out.
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toniistalking via x
That’s an investment
A playroom full of distractions can help if that’s not yet an option.
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TheEmmeReynolds via x
Last minute minute details
Well let the kids know the importance of time and planning ahead. A calendar would be a neat gift.
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LetMeStart via x
Oh there’s the elf thief
No wonder Santa wasn’t showing up in that section of the neighborhood. Sleigh theft is a thing, apparently.
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TheNardvark via x
Too early for this
Perhaps… Who knows… Maybe… Probably… Look, us adults want to start drinking so come get your gifts.
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thedad
Well like us adults
Those can be donated, or turned into cooler toys if you get very creative.
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UnfilteredMama via x
That’s a waste
We’re talking a full tank of gas and a night out with the boys at the local bar.
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DadandBuried via x
They don’t get paid enough
When you’re headed to the cafe for a cup of coffee before going home but then….
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PetrickSara via x
Good call
That’s $4 saved for about two bottles of beer or something. For when the kids are finally asleep.
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simoncholland via x
Grab that bottle of brandy
For when you get home and you remove those clothing items, pour yourself a nice glass.
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PerfectPending via x
Boys be like
Yeah dads feel the same way seeing all those cool toys. That card looks like it’s itching to buy more.
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zenai___ via x
Pure exhaustion
It’s never too early to check those nice vacation packages that go really well with paid leaves.
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ShannonRoseBoo
She’s got it all figured out
This lady is a battle hardened veteran. One we should all listen to around that nice fire.
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WineAndLiberty
That’s self-loving
There’s just so much joy in doing so, so long as you don’t bury yourself in debt.
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kay_dash_ via x
No one cares anyway
Or grab a cup of coffee and pour some whiskey into it. Maybe gin and juice or a margarita.
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chrisfrye via x
Road rage
What makes it worse is that people actually walk the way they drive. And vice versa at that.
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Love_bug1016 via x
But why would you?
LEt them play outside in the snow until they’re too tired to care. Works like a charm.
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shelbs_1114 via x
Spelling test is in order
Yeah she really has to intercept and correct that list before that house burns down.
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holly via x
Brought all three, that’s on you
Some people enjoy putting themselves through so much torture for some morbid reason.
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SarahLynn_P via x
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