Everyone enjoys a cruise filled with non-stop activities, stunning destinations, and pure relaxation. But there are hidden aspects of cruising that many miss.
If you’re thinking about booking a cruise, check out these insider tips to make the most of your journey!
Pack Formal Wear


Some ships host formal nights, and you won’t want to miss a wonderful dinner and a bit of fun just because you’re not dressed for the occasion.
There’s a doctor, but not a dentist


Cruises are rarely as “all-inclusive” as they claim to be
Make sure to check the fine print, especially when it comes to food and drinks on a cruise. Specialty meals, fancy drinks, and even WiFi often aren’t included in your base fare. If you like to indulge on vacation, watch for those extra charges — particularly for alcohol — that can add up by the end of your trip.
Also, gratuities for the crew aren’t usually part of your fare, so bring some cash to show your appreciation.
Don’t be afraid to ask questions if you’re unsure whether something is included. That way you can enjoy yourself without any unwelcome surprises!


If you cancel, you may get your money back
Nobody likes having to cancel plans, but sometimes life gets in the way.
Setting COVID aside — which temporarily changed some policies — cruise companies typically make it tough to get a full refund. Some require cancellations at least 120 days in advance, others need it in writing, and certain fees may be non-refundable.
If you’re booking a honeymoon cruise, be careful with name changes, too — a mismatch between your booking and your documents could cause trouble boarding the ship.
So if you’re unsure whether you’d get your money back in a pinch, it may be worth investing in travel insurance.


It’s cheaper to book your cruise as a large group
Thinking of booking a cruise with a large group? Great move. Many cruise lines offer discounts or free rooms as incentives when you book multiple tickets together, helping bring the price down for everyone.
Of course, you’re not expected to do everything as a group once you’re on board. Everyone is free to enjoy their vacation in their own way.


Plan for handling gratuities
Figuring out the right amount to tip can be confusing, especially when you’re in a different country.
Some cruise lines handle it for you by adding gratuities directly to your account — often without much chance to opt out.
It’s worth checking if your cruise lets you prepay gratuities in advance.
One way or another, you’re expected to tip appropriately.


Be careful with BYOB tricks
Drinks on a cruise ship can be pricey, which is why some people try to sneak their own alcohol on board. Bringing back a bottle of wine from a port might be allowed, but filling water bottles with tequila is a different story.
If you’re caught sneaking alcohol against the rules, security can kick you off without a refund — and you may have to figure out a way home on your own. Also, if you’re flying in with alcohol, it needs to be in your checked baggage and packed carefully.
If you want a good glass of wine on your cruise, buying a whole bottle is often cheaper than ordering by the glass.


Cozy up to the captain for a whole new perspective
Ship captains are used to people trying to get on their good side, but many cruises let you go “behind the scenes” and meet the crew — as long as they’re not busy maneuvering in or out of port.
Say hi and be friendly; you might bump into the captain or engineer later at the bar and score a free drink.
Just remember to be respectful and not a nuisance — they need a break from their duties, too.


Check for an “adults only” area to avoid children
Cruise ships can carry thousands of people, which means poolside seats fill up quickly. But many ships have adult-only areas that are less crowded — perfect if you’re looking for a quieter spot (those serene poolside photos you see aren’t entirely a fantasy after all).
Of course, while children aren’t allowed there, adults sometimes let loose and get a little rowdy once the kids are gone!


The early bird gets the best food
The earlier you get to specialty food stations — like the sushi bar — the better. These are the spots where food is made to order just for you.
As mealtime goes on, the lines grow and you may end up having to settle for the buffet instead.


There’s a good chance you’ll get sick
First of all, plenty of people enjoy perfect cruises without a single hiccup — but there are nightmare cases, and you can’t always predict them.
Germs can spread easily on a ship with large crowds, shared spaces, and frequently touched areas.
Bring whatever you need to keep your immune system strong and practice good hygiene. If you do get sick — especially if you become feverish or contagious — you may be temporarily isolated to avoid spreading it to others. (And that’s a policy you’d appreciate if it were someone else sick nearby!)


Don’t wait up to have a drink with the crew
If you’re trying to be buddy-buddy with the crew by spotting them at the bar, you may be waiting a long time.
The crew usually has their own private bar on board, where drinks are cheaper and they can unwind away from passengers’ eyes.


Try not to be pegged as a “traffic cone”
It’s a running joke among crew members and veteran passengers to refer to the most oblivious people on board as “traffic cones.”
These are the folks who stop in busy walkways, unsure of where to go, and expect everyone else to maneuver around them.
To avoid becoming a “traffic cone” yourself, simply step aside if you need a moment to get your bearings. Everyone will appreciate it!


The crew likes to party
As mentioned earlier, the crew has its own bar — and that’s where the party starts once their shift is over.
Like any service workers who deal with difficult people all day, they need a chance to let off steam.
So when the crew bar closes, you might find them letting loose on deck, in stairwells, or in a friend’s cabin. If you spot a few nursing hangovers the next day, cut them some slack — they’re human, just like everyone else.


The customer is NOT always right
It may seem obvious, but when you’re on a ship at sea with thousands of people, tensions can rise quickly.
If you get into a physical fight or even make a threatening remark — toward anyone — the captain has the power to put you off at the next port without a refund or a way home.


Travel insurance sounds like a waste of money, but it can also save you a ton
Anything can happen at sea, and your best protection is travel insurance. It can reimburse you for unexpected expenses that come up during your trip — from medical emergencies to cancellations.
Just make sure to keep all your receipts and find a policy that covers everything you need. It’s often a good idea to book through a travel agent instead of a deal site, so you have someone to help if things get messy.


You can hang back and enjoy the ship during stops
After days surrounded by crowds on a ship, you might be eager to get off and explore — only to find the port is just as busy, and everything there comes at a price.
Instead, consider staying on board and making the most of the ship’s amenities while it’s quieter and less hectic.


If you’re an expert, you could cruise on the cheap
Cruise ship lecturers were once treated like royalty, and while those days may be gone, there are still some nice perks if you’re a recognized expert in a field.
Lecturing can come with a better cabin, special dining, and other benefits — but you need to go through a talent agent to land these roles. So simply having a PhD isn’t enough; you’ll need proper representation to get in the door.


Hit up the spa when everyone else disembarks
If you want to enjoy the spa without spending a fortune, wait until the ship docks at a port.
The spa typically drops its prices during port days, and it’s much less busy — perfect for some relaxation without the crowds.


Mind your fluids
Alcohol, soft drinks, and most juice usually come at an additional cost, so check what’s included in your package before you start ordering.
Bottled water — whether it’s in your mini-fridge or on a menu — typically isn’t free either. And many cruise lines no longer allow you to bring your own water on board.


Staring at the horizon can help combat seasickness
One of the oldest tricks to ease seasickness is to focus on the horizon.
Looking at a fixed point — and the horizon is often the only one you have at sea — can help your body adjust to the ship’s movement and calm your stomach.


They say green apples and crackers to help with seasickness
Another way to ease seasickness is to snack on green apples and plain crackers — many crew members swear by this trick, and you’ll often find bowls of green apples around the ship.
If that doesn’t help, you can always check in with the ship’s doctor for medication.


Cruise ships have a brig and they’re not afraid to use them
Remember how you can be put off the ship at the next port for causing trouble?
If you become a threat while you’re still at sea, you may find yourself locked up in the brig — the ship’s jail — for everyone’s safety. And from what we hear, the food there leaves a lot to be desired.


Some doors do not lock
Most cruise ship doors aren’t designed to lock in case of an emergency, but there are ways to make them more secure.
Consider asking if your cabin has a deadbolt or adding a doorstop for peace of mind — just remember that in an emergency, this may slow down help from getting in if you need it.


There may be bodies aboard
It’s a bit morbid, but death is unpredictable — even on vacation.
Cruise ships have a small morgue on board to store bodies if a passenger passes away. Some are large enough to hold multiple people, especially on ships that cater to an older crowd.
Just trust it’s there if it’s needed, and resist the curiosity to go looking for it.


Traveling is expensive, even for the ship
Cruise ships aren’t just pricey for passengers — they’re expensive to operate, too.
For example, simply crossing the Panama Canal can cost a ship more than \$300,000.


Wi-Fi is Expensive


Stay Informed


Dress Codes


Drinks Packages


Sanitize Often


Excursions Book Up Quickly


Muster Drills


Beware of Time Changes


Bring a Power Strip


Consider a Balcony Room


Beware of Hidden Fees


Pack a Day Bag


Research the Ship


Night Owls Rejoice


You Can Order Multiple Dishes


Stay Hydrated


Do Laundry


Respect the Crew


Bring Seasickness Remedies


Shore Visits Require ID


Deck Chairs


Stay Safe


Check Your Bill


Tipping is Expected


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